Chucky
2011-05-10 22:43:17 UTC
Q. What's the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine
McCann?
A. The Pope died a virgin.
Q. What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann
jokes?
A. Madeleine McCann jokes will get old.
Q. What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?
A. Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he
left with.
A new car being launched in Portugal, with space in the boot for a
child. It's called the Renault McCann.
There once was a young girl called Maddie
She had an irresponsible daddy
Snatched from her bed
She's probably dead
Raped by a Portuguese baddy
Q: What's the difference between Maddie and a Boomerang?
A: Boomerangs come back
Remember drinking alcohol can seriously harm your baby.
Especially if youre in Portugal and can't be arsed to pay for a
babysitter.
McCann?
A. The Pope died a virgin.
Q. What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Madeleine McCann
jokes?
A. Madeleine McCann jokes will get old.
Q. What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?
A. Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he
left with.
A new car being launched in Portugal, with space in the boot for a
child. It's called the Renault McCann.
There once was a young girl called Maddie
She had an irresponsible daddy
Snatched from her bed
She's probably dead
Raped by a Portuguese baddy
Q: What's the difference between Maddie and a Boomerang?
A: Boomerangs come back
Remember drinking alcohol can seriously harm your baby.
Especially if youre in Portugal and can't be arsed to pay for a
babysitter.
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Chucky
Chucky