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Brazil Debates Fate of Millions of Idled Donkeys
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BurfordTJustice
2018-04-08 11:32:47 UTC
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All major issues solved...now on to the donkeys....LOL

Brazil Debates Fate of Millions of Idled Donkeys

APODI, Brazil-The dependable donkey once did it all here in northeast
Brazil, from hauling in the harvest to carrying children to remote
schoolhouses. Now so many of these ubiquitous beasts of burden populate this
vast swath of rural Brazil that they have become a problem-and for some, an
opportunity.

Modernity and the skyrocketing sale of motorcycles have demoted the burro
from its long-held status. Once cherished here for their hardy
load-carrying, donkeys are increasingly seen as a nuisance as they saunter
into traffic or munch greenery in people's yards.

"Today, a donkey is born and nobody wants it," lamented Eribaldo Nobre, 53,
whose family used donkeys to lug fresh water home when he was a child.
"Progress made this animal worthless."

Enter China, where soaring demand for protein has put donkey meat on the
menu. But Chinese consumers hanker after more than just the meat. They also
have a growing craving for ejiao, a gelatinous substance made from boiled
donkey hides, which is said to boost health, reverse aging and serve as an
aphrodisiac.

Brazil, with 1 million donkeys and world-class slaughterhouses and
meatpacking plants, is now looking to cash in. The plans to do so have
touched off an emotional struggle between those who see donkeys as animals
to exploit, even to consume, and those who want to protect what they see as
a steadfast emblem of Brazilian rural life.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/brazil-debates-fate-of-millions-of-idled-donkeys-1523098801
Shadow
2018-04-08 13:28:13 UTC
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On Sun, 8 Apr 2018 07:32:47 -0400, "Bouffant du Jour"
Post by BurfordTJustice
Brazil Debates Fate of Millions of Idled Donkeys
They tried out all sorts of things.
They even sent one to a basement in rural Ohio and put it on
welfare. The experiment failed, because they later discovered it
wasn't a donkey at all, it was an ass.
Maybe you could give us an update. Are they shipping you back
?
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BurfordTJustice
2018-04-08 14:00:41 UTC
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All major issues solved...now on to the donkeys....LOL

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"Shadow" <***@dow.br> wrote in message news:***@4ax.com...
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: <burford/***@uk.MI15> squeaked, in an irritating high pitched
: voice:
:
: >Brazil Debates Fate of Millions of Idled Donkeys
:
: They tried out all sorts of things.
: They even sent one to a basement in rural Ohio and put it on
: welfare. The experiment failed, because they later discovered it
: wasn't a donkey at all, it was an ass.
: Maybe you could give us an update. Are they shipping you back
: ?
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p-0''0-h the cat (coder)
2018-04-08 14:29:34 UTC
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On Sun, 8 Apr 2018 10:00:41 -0400, "BurfordTJustice"
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All major issues solved...now on to the donkeys....LOL
and the goats after that? You are one sick MF.

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Diesel
2018-04-09 21:43:04 UTC
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On Sun, 8 Apr 2018 10:00:41 -0400, "BurfordTJustice"
Post by BurfordTJustice
All major issues solved...now on to the donkeys....LOL
and the goats after that? You are one sick MF.
If you hadn't of mentioned goats, they might have remained anal
virgins for years longer! They only have dick in the ass to look
forward to now. On a good day, they'll die from failed penetration
and resulting squish as boufart falls on them. On a bad day, they'll
be penetrated and he won't fall on them during or after. At this
point, thanks to the both of you being sick motherfuckers without the
ability to find sexual satisfaction from the opposite sex of your own
species, the donkey is seriously contemplating suicide by tripping
the boufart and ensuring it's in the way as he falls upon them.

For each donkey that dies this way, a demon gets released from hell.
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2018-04-09 21:56:07 UTC
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On Sun, 8 Apr 2018 10:00:41 -0400, "BurfordTJustice"
Post by BurfordTJustice
All major issues solved...now on to the donkeys....LOL
and the goats after that? You are one sick MF.
If you hadn't of mentioned goats, they might have remained anal
virgins for years longer! They only have dick in the ass to look
forward to now. On a good day, they'll die from failed penetration
and resulting squish as boufart falls on them. On a bad day, they'll
be penetrated and he won't fall on them during or after. At this
point, thanks to the both of you being sick motherfuckers without the
ability to find sexual satisfaction from the opposite sex of your own
species, the donkey is seriously contemplating suicide by tripping
the boufart and ensuring it's in the way as he falls upon them.
For each donkey that dies this way, a demon gets released from hell.
Jeese, I'm trying to eat.

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Mike_Duffy
2018-04-10 20:23:53 UTC
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Post by p-0''0-h the cat (coder)
Jeese, I'm trying to eat.
How can you eat simultaneously with typing? Do you use a feedbag?
Ralph Mowery
2018-04-10 21:08:05 UTC
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In article <28o23kq5jtri$.1hshtepgie5nc$***@40tude.net>, mqduffy001
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Jeese, I'm trying to eat.
How can you eat simultaneously with typing? Do you use a feedbag?
Send them over here. They can always vote for a Democrat.
R. Mark Clayton
2018-04-11 09:19:05 UTC
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Post by Mike_Duffy
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Jeese, I'm trying to eat.
How can you eat simultaneously with typing? Do you use a feedbag?
Left hand - sandwich*, right hand keyboard.


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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich#Language

"The first written usage of the English word appeared in Edward Gibbon's journal, in longhand, referring to "bits of cold meat" as a "Sandwich". It was named after John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich, an eighteenth-century English aristocrat. It is said that he ordered his valet to bring him meat tucked between two pieces of bread, and others began to order "the same as Sandwich!" It is commonly said that Lord Sandwich was fond of this form of food because it allowed him to continue playing cards, particularly cribbage, while eating, without using a fork, and without getting his cards greasy from eating meat with his bare hands."
tim...
2018-04-08 17:45:29 UTC
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Post by Shadow
On Sun, 8 Apr 2018 07:32:47 -0400, "Bouffant du Jour"
Post by BurfordTJustice
Brazil Debates Fate of Millions of Idled Donkeys
They tried out all sorts of things.
They even sent one to a basement in rural Ohio and put it on
welfare. The experiment failed, because they later discovered it
wasn't a donkey at all, it was an ass.
why does it being an ass matter?

(assuming you aren't making a joke about the alternative meaning of the
word)

tim
Shadow
2018-04-08 19:14:41 UTC
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Post by tim...
Post by Shadow
On Sun, 8 Apr 2018 07:32:47 -0400, "Bouffant du Jour"
Post by BurfordTJustice
Brazil Debates Fate of Millions of Idled Donkeys
They tried out all sorts of things.
They even sent one to a basement in rural Ohio and put it on
welfare. The experiment failed, because they later discovered it
wasn't a donkey at all, it was an ass.
why does it being an ass matter?
(assuming you aren't making a joke about the alternative meaning of the
word)
I never joke (chuckle). It was an ass all right. Still is.
Just look at the credibility of it's posts.
The right-wing coupist burocrats were quite clear that the
funding was for donkeys only. Somehow the Bouffant managed to pass the
exam. I suspect heavy bribes were involved.
Right wingers are strange that way. Our Constitution says no
one can be put in jail without a fair trial, and the "supreme coupist
judge" just tore up the Lula's defense plea without reading it.
Another said in her vote "Since it's Lula, the Constitution does not
apply, but I can assure you that next week when I judge a right
winger, his rights will be honored"

PS Lula was convicted to 12 years in jail for accepting an
apartment as a bribe. It turned out the apartment belonged to one of
the judge's friends (The owner of OAS, who accused Lula of being the
owner). It's on auction to pay his debts. It never was Lula's.

Here's the official government auction:

https://www.canaljudicial.com.br/auction/offerDetail.htm?offer_id=1360877&auction_id=64845

//OBSERVAÇÃO: imóvel registrado em nome de OAS Empreendimentos - CNPJ
06.324.922/0001-30.//
I don't suppose I need to translate that ....
;)
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BurfordTJustice
2018-04-08 20:00:12 UTC
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LOL Yet you are in Brazil, made people 'disappear' and
can never leave Brazil.

So enjoy your little hut and slum while we are free to travel the world.



LOL


"Shadow" <***@dow.br> wrote in message news:***@4ax.com...
: On Sun, 8 Apr 2018 18:45:29 +0100, "tim..." <***@yahoo.com>
: wrote:
:
: >
: >
: >"Shadow" <***@dow.br> wrote in message
: >news:***@4ax.com...
: >> On Sun, 8 Apr 2018 07:32:47 -0400, "Bouffant du Jour"
: >> <burford/***@uk.MI15> squeaked, in an irritating high pitched
: >> voice:
: >>
: >>>Brazil Debates Fate of Millions of Idled Donkeys
: >>
: >> They tried out all sorts of things.
: >> They even sent one to a basement in rural Ohio and put it on
: >> welfare. The experiment failed, because they later discovered it
: >> wasn't a donkey at all, it was an ass.
: >
: >why does it being an ass matter?
: >
: >(assuming you aren't making a joke about the alternative meaning of the
: >word)
:
: I never joke (chuckle). It was an ass all right. Still is.
: Just look at the credibility of it's posts.
: The right-wing coupist burocrats were quite clear that the
: funding was for donkeys only. Somehow the Bouffant managed to pass the
: exam. I suspect heavy bribes were involved.
: Right wingers are strange that way. Our Constitution says no
: one can be put in jail without a fair trial, and the "supreme coupist
: judge" just tore up the Lula's defense plea without reading it.
: Another said in her vote "Since it's Lula, the Constitution does not
: apply, but I can assure you that next week when I judge a right
: winger, his rights will be honored"
:
: PS Lula was convicted to 12 years in jail for accepting an
: apartment as a bribe. It turned out the apartment belonged to one of
: the judge's friends (The owner of OAS, who accused Lula of being the
: owner). It's on auction to pay his debts. It never was Lula's.
:
: Here's the official government auction:
:
:
https://www.canaljudicial.com.br/auction/offerDetail.htm?offer_id=1360877&auction_id=64845
:
: //OBSERVAÇÃO: imóvel registrado em nome de OAS Empreendimentos - CNPJ
: 06.324.922/0001-30.//
: I don't suppose I need to translate that ....
: ;)
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Diesel
2018-04-09 21:43:03 UTC
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Post by Shadow
On Sun, 8 Apr 2018 07:32:47 -0400, "Bouffant du Jour"
Post by BurfordTJustice
Brazil Debates Fate of Millions of Idled Donkeys
They tried out all sorts of things.
They even sent one to a basement in rural Ohio and put it on
welfare. The experiment failed, because they later discovered it
wasn't a donkey at all, it was an ass.
And within a short amount of time, became a lard ass.
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BurfordTJustice
2018-04-10 10:48:06 UTC
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dusty and shadow jump right on the donkey subject..that tells a story....LOL




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: 08 Apr 2018 13:28:13 GMT in alt.computer.workshop, wrote:
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: > On Sun, 8 Apr 2018 07:32:47 -0400, "Bouffant du Jour"
: > <burford/***@uk.MI15> squeaked, in an irritating high pitched
: > voice:
: >
: >>Brazil Debates Fate of Millions of Idled Donkeys
: >
: > They tried out all sorts of things.
: > They even sent one to a basement in rural Ohio and put it on
: > welfare. The experiment failed, because they later discovered it
: > wasn't a donkey at all, it was an ass.
:
: And within a short amount of time, became a lard ass.
:
:
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Byker
2018-04-09 23:46:06 UTC
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On Sun, 8 Apr 2018 07:32:47 -0400, "Bouffant du Jour"
Post by BurfordTJustice
Brazil Debates Fate of Millions of Idled Donkeys
The Russkies and Euros will put them to good use:
https://tinyurl.com/y8tpxeov

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R. Mark Clayton
2018-04-10 10:48:49 UTC
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Post by BurfordTJustice
All major issues solved...now on to the donkeys....LOL
Brazil Debates Fate of Millions of Idled Donkeys
APODI, Brazil-The dependable donkey once did it all here in northeast
Brazil, from hauling in the harvest to carrying children to remote
schoolhouses. Now so many of these ubiquitous beasts of burden populate this
vast swath of rural Brazil that they have become a problem-and for some, an
opportunity.
Modernity and the skyrocketing sale of motorcycles have demoted the burro
from its long-held status. Once cherished here for their hardy
load-carrying, donkeys are increasingly seen as a nuisance as they saunter
into traffic or munch greenery in people's yards.
"Today, a donkey is born and nobody wants it," lamented Eribaldo Nobre, 53,
whose family used donkeys to lug fresh water home when he was a child.
"Progress made this animal worthless."
Enter China, where soaring demand for protein has put donkey meat on the
menu. But Chinese consumers hanker after more than just the meat. They also
have a growing craving for ejiao, a gelatinous substance made from boiled
donkey hides, which is said to boost health, reverse aging and serve as an
aphrodisiac.
Brazil, with 1 million donkeys and world-class slaughterhouses and
meatpacking plants, is now looking to cash in. The plans to do so have
touched off an emotional struggle between those who see donkeys as animals
to exploit, even to consume, and those who want to protect what they see as
a steadfast emblem of Brazilian rural life.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/brazil-debates-fate-of-millions-of-idled-donkeys-1523098801
Just turn them into burgers and sell them at McDonkey's

Tesco might be interested too: -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_horse_meat_scandal
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