2018-07-09 07:41:17 UTC
Davis was disgusted by the whiff of ordure wafting from Number 10. He
couldn't go on. "One more turd and I'm gone!" he threatened.
Then the chief whip brought in another toilet bowl full and Davis
threw up all over his principles. Finally, he picked one out of the
mess of pottage and decided enough was enough. No one yet knows where
the toilet bowl went or who has taken over as turd monitor. By 9:00
a.m. we'll know. Shall it be Michael Gove? What about Boris Johnson?
Suffice to say that Brexit now looks like it's entered its terminal