MEANWHILE, AT NAZI HEADQUARTERS....
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: What is the slime trail leading into the
SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer: It's Radovich, again, sir. He STILL
hasn't holocausted a single Jew.
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: Big surprise. Well, send him in.
Gordon Radovich: You wanted to see me, Oberführer?
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: The latest report from headquarters shows that
a Jew is STILL humiliating you on-- what is it called, again,
SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer: Usenet, sir
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: Usenet.
Gordon Radovich: Yes sir! He won't stop!
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: [aside to SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer] Has this
man been checked for Jewish ancestry?
SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer: Let me see... form shows a S.A.U.
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: An S.A.U.???
SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer: Schlimmer Als Untermenschen: "Lower than
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: What else shares that classification?
SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer: Says here..... potatoes... bag of
rocks.... let's see.... mushrooms, sir.
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: [to Gordon] Have you asked for help in dealing
with this Jew?
Gordon Radovich: YES SIR!
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: And did you get a response?
Gordon Radovich: Nobody wants to help me, Oberführer! They say I
embarrass them and the Reich!
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: [Staring]
Gordon Radovich: [looking inside pants] And the Cajone Growing Cream I
got on the Internet hasn't started working yet, sir.
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: Cajone Growing Cream? Who told you to get that?
Gordon Radovich: [consulting notes] A Mr. A. Silverstein, Oberführer!
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: [screaming] A JEW?!?!?!?!?
Gordon Radovich: [puzzled] I, um, uh-oh....
SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer: [chuckles]
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: [glares at SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer]
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: You have had one of these Jew's address for 15
years. You need to holocaust him IMMEDIATELY or you will be sent to
massage Goebbel's club foot on a daily basis, do you understand?
Gordon Radovich: [turning pale] You mean--
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: YES! HOLOCAUST THE JEW! DISMISSED!!!!
Gordon Radovich: [slinks out of room]
SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer: Someone at the Oberkommando der Wehrmacht
really fucking hates us, sir.
SS-Oberführer Schmidt and SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer: Laugh laugh
2020 Score Card for Gordon Radovich
# of gallons of Jew diarrhea gargled and swallowed - 511,216
# of Jews holocausted to date - 0
# of subhumans deported to date - 0
# of people Gordon has "kicked off" of Usenet - 0
# of times Gordon has been humiliated on Usenet - [infinity]
# of years Gordon has hid from Barry - 15
# of years Gordon has hid from Chris Morton - 19+
"Yes. You WILL hide...jewbois always DO! But to no avail...you WILL
get 'holocausted'® regardless!"
-Gordon claiming in May of 2017 that he'd Holocaust us and didn't need our address.