As he gargled a mouthful of cold Jewish diarrhea, looked up
thoughtfully, and then proclaimed, "Ah, Horowitz! 1997! A very good
year!" Gordon "Durchfalltrinker" Radovich swallowed and type out the
Got back to your sock, glue-huffer.
All Jews EVERYWHERE are laughing at your impotence.
MEANWHILE, AT NAZI HEADQUARTERS....
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: OK, so, are we finished?
SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer: Unfortunately, no. We have to deal with
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: Fucking A, is that dumb ass still hanging
around, wanting to be one of us?
SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer: Afraid so, sir. I'll bring him in.
Gordon: You wanted to see me, Oberführer?
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: We're wondering why you're even in this
organization. You've holocausted how many Jews?
SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer: None, sir.
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: Could that have anything to do with the fact
that you spend all of your time on usenet talking about... what was it
SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer: "anilingus, gook anus,'zsucking jew
diarrhea out of jew ani/recti, sir."
Gordon: I can't stop thinking about Jew Diarrhea, sir!"
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: [sighs heavily] Look, Radovich, everyone knows
that Nazis are mostly homosexual pedophiles. I mean, that's the very
reason you were allowed into the organization. But you've gone off the
Gordon: But, well--
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: Have you noticed that none of the other Nazis
will talk to you any more?
Gordon: I thought they were being stuck up.
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: It's pretty bad when an organization made up of
sex criminals won't have anything to do with you because you're too
sick and sexually crippled!
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: [breathing deeply] The only thing you can do at
this point is holocaust a Jew.
Gordon: Um, you mean, leave my basement and actually--
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: YES! THAT'S YOUR FUCKING JOB! You want to be a
Nazi, don't you?
Gordon: [turning pale] But they don't like to cooperate, and there's
at least three of them that keep making fun of me. Maybe more!
SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer: [whispers] I don't think this one will
ever make it, Oberführer.
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: Look, take this book, "Holocausting For
Idiots," read it, and come back in a month.
Gordon: YES!, Oberführer! [puffing out scrawny chest]
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: [closes eyes] DISMISSED!
Gordon: [slinks out of room]
SS-Oberführer Schmidt: Sir, do you think he will EVER become useful
SS-Sturmscharführer Fischer: Well, if the river rises we can always
use him as a sandbag.