Rosenthal's Cajone Growth Cream
400 Oxford St
Marylebone, London W1A 1AB
To whom it may concern:
Recently there have been rumors being maliciously spread about the
effect-- or rather, lack of effect-- from the use of our patented
Cajone Growth Cream.
Our Cajone Growth Cream is 100% guaranteed, and we have never had to
refund the purchase price due to it not giving wonderful results.
Take a look at this photo, where customer Gordon R.'s cajones
increased in size by 800%!
That is above and beyond our guarantee.
Please address any further in queries to the above address.
CEO and Developer of Rosenthal's Cajone Growth Cream
2021 Score Card for Gordon Radovich
# of Jews holocausted to date - 0
# of subhumans deported to date - 0
# of people Gordon has "kicked off" of Usenet - 0
# of times Gordon has been humiliated on Usenet - [infinity]
# of years Gordon has hid from Barry - 16
# of years Gordon has hid from Chris Morton - 20+
"Yes. You WILL hide...jewbois always DO! But to no avail...you WILL
get 'holocausted'® regardless!"
-Gordon claiming in May of 2017 that he'd Holocaust us and didn't need our address.
Yet he's had Barry's address for almost TWO DECADES!!!